What about gay people?
It is hilarious how if you are with someone of the opposite sex you are automatically having sex with them. A couple of years ago I gave a 'sister' in my cong a lift home as she'd been at my parents house and was leaving the same time as me and had no car.
I unlocked the car and she got in the back. I was like, do I smell or something? and she was like, no it isn't appropriate to sit in the front - on a 5 minute car journey. Hahahaha, she was in her 50s/60s and had a moustache, there really was more chance I would get sexual urges towards the gear knob than her. Maybe wishful thinking on her part.
You couldn't make this stuff up.